FUNNIEST THING I'VE HEARD IN A LONG TIME


A traveling salesman is going door to door peddling his wares.  He knocks on a door and a young boy about eight years old answers the door wearing only his mother's panties and bra with a cigarette in one hand and a scotch on the rocks in the other.  The salesman is visably shaken and taken aback as he stammers and finally gets out, " Uh, hello young man, uh are your parents home?"  The young boy looks at him incredously and replies, "What the fuck do you think?"

CONGRATULATIONS, ANDERSON

Finally!  If you watch his talk show, he's been dropping hints for quite some time now.  Check out the gun show on his boyfriend. I wonder what Oprah would think of him texting and driving?  Towleroad has the story of how he sent the news to fellow gay journalist, Andrew Sullivan.  

FELLATIO FRIDAY

 I'm not going to say good-bye, just fare thee well and I wish all of you happiness and may all your dreams come true.  Our fledgling theatre company just received our non-profit number and we are getting ready for our first show this September.  I leave for New York City on Sunday for a week of tourism and theatre going.  Now all I need is someone to share all this with.  Wish me luck or break a leg.  Like I said I may post from time to time, but for the most part will not be posting on a regular basis.  Email me if you'd like to keep in touch.